*Wow, look at that. Wow. Wee. Please lend me your ears, Sir Gatsby. What? The cat's been let out again? Oh my... not Jasper, surely! I think you may be onto somethi...*

HOLD IT!

My Brain... would you please stop making these pointless ficticious comments on MY journal!? What is the point? Why bother?
And who the heck is Jasper!?

*I don't know, short-fry. You tell me. I'm just trying to enlighten the page a bit, y'know.*

All I want to do is tell my watchers/friends/random visitors about my new updates on my artwork and... wait... 'enlighten the page...'? What does that mean?

*Well, it's just so boring. It's all green and drab and unorganised. You haven't submitted anything since...*

Well, if you'd wait a moment, then I'll explain everything.
*a-hem* Hi guys! Erm, about my updates...

*She hasn't got any, ahahahaha...!*

Shhhh! As I was saying: I DO have new artwork to submit. It's my GCSE exam/coursework art which I've been doing over the past 2 years. I can't submit them now as I... haven't received them back yet It sucks epically. But alas, there is nothing I can do. So check back soon for more updates! K, bye!

*I'll fart in your general direction... *

Naomi the Nutster (and Co.) claimed a £40,000 floating Candy-Floss machine on expenses and a free Cheese Grater when purchasing products of Jam variety for over £65+ (and Fred Collins, C3-PO Ltd and Co.).

*A pathetic attempt of trying to achieve a cheap laugh*

and her Brain (Oxford Dictionary and Co.).